My Birth Chart says Eat the Rich

My Birth Chart Says Eat The Rich

Organic Cotton Protest Tee | Unisex Fit

Your stars didn’t align for silence; they aligned for action.
This tee brings astrology and anti-capitalism into perfect conjunction. Loud, witty, and ethically made, it’s more than just a shirt; it’s a statement your birth chart would absolutely approve of.

Crafted for comfort and built for resistance, this unisex tee is made from 100% cotton in conversion to organic, meaning you’re directly supporting farms transitioning away from conventional chemical-heavy agriculture. That’s real-world magic.

With a lightweight feel (140–155 g/m²) and tubular construction (no annoying side seams), it’s soft on the skin, breathable, and built to last — whether you’re organising, protesting, or just radically lounging.

Want that effortlessly oversized vibe? Just go one size up.

🔍 Details That Matter:

• 100% cotton in conversion to organic – Better for the planet, better for your skin

• Lightweight (140–155 g/m²) – Comfortable in every season

• Unisex fit – From S to 3XL, designed for every body

• Tubular construction – Seamless sides = zero twist or pull

• Ethically printed on demand in Europe – No overproduction, no sweatshops

• Free worldwide shipping – Because borders shouldn’t cost extra

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Solidarity Is Interconnected

We support resistance in all forms. If you’re curious about the transition to organic cotton and why it matters, check out this explainer from GOTS.